Friday, January 30, 2009

TEARS OF A CLOWN


Clowns. Pennywise, John Wanye Gacy's Pogo. Patch Adams. Now these two. These were found in a Hallandale, Florida thrift store during my Christmas holiday. Had I been aware of the phenomenal Diane Keaton book on clown paintings I would have snatched them up. Instead I bought a busted old radio for $5. I left it in Miami.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

ESTATE SALE FEEDING FRENZY


I frequent Estate Sales. Yep. I dig through dead people's stuff for profit. So recently I've been going early, like an hour before opening. However there are a lot of "hardcores" out there who get there as early as 4 in the morning (mostly 50 something paunchy dudes with ponytails). Well when the doors open you can be sure all hell breaks loose and what was once a quiet suburban driveway soon turns into the Fall of Saigon.

People got impatient at the opening and rushed the old lady guarding the garage. After about a half hour waiting to get in I cut my losses and left. I recommend showing up 1-2 hours AFTER opening. Maybe the hardcores will beat you to the Fabregé eggs, but there will still be plenty of stuff for you to pick through without the hassle.

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

PIKACHU TOILET SNOWCONE MAKER

It's news to me, but part of Pokemon lore is that Pikachu shits shaved ice. Works out profitably for Nintendo since they can work in this Pikachu snowcone maker into that lore.

The little dude has to rotate a full 360 before he can move his bowels. This kit comes with an array of Pikachu fecal analysis tools.

Pikachu had some bad fried chicken gizzards and BBQ cuttlefish tentacles at the discount yakitori joint the other night so he's got a bad case of the "bloody flux."

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Monday, January 5, 2009

SUSHI A'LA CARTE


Liven up any drunken evening at the local Yakitori with this vintage Tokyo Sushi menu T-shirt. No bullshit shi-shi fusion sushi here. This is strait up hardcore Sushi like Ark Shell Filaments and Gizzard Shad. On the 'bay

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